And here lies the fourth “transcript” of the series (If you want any of the previous three entries, here are the links for Souls In A Jar, Trapped In A Cage and Taste Of Your Own Medicine). Can you tell I’m terrible at introductions? Anyway, here it is:
Transcription/Lost Diary/Old Fathoms/Retelling/Don’t Pry: – Four (4): One (1) Watchful Man, Two (2) Drunk Man, Three (3) Guide, Four (4) Deceiver – Loki
 Where did he come from?
 No idea. Does it matter?
 He wasn’t there a second ago.
 How can you be sure?
 I’ve been staring at that door all night.
 That means nothing. You’re drunk.
 I’ve had less than half what you have?
 Then you’re weak.
 Just shut it and drink.
 Are you going to join?
 If I do who’s going to get you out of the fight you’re inevitably going to start?
 I don’t fight.
 You do when you’re drunk.
 You think you’re better than me, don’t you?
 You heard me.
 Don’t start this. Not now.
 Why? You worried you’re new flame might get the wrong idea?
 Just drink you’re swill.
 Not until you’ve bought me two more.
 With what?
 Your coin.
 I have none.
 Why not?
 Cause I’ve been buying the drinks all night.
 Oh yeah. Wondered why I was still drinking.
 I still want another you know?
 And how are you going to do that?
 Like this.
 Excuse me dear man. May I trouble you for a drink?
 Shut it will you. It’s not funny.
 Oh relax. It’ll be fine.
 Are you calling to me?
 I am.
 Sorry sir. He’s very drunk. Apologise.
 Don’t speak for me.
 What choice do I have? You’re causing a scene AGAIN!
 Bah with you!
 Sorry about my friend. He’s uptight.
 A drink?
 You want me to buy you one?
 Got it in one. You’re sharp.
 You’re drunk.
 You should listen to your friend.
 If I did that I’d be asking how you got here.
 Cause my friends been watching that door next to you all night and you didn’t walk in through it.
 Shut up will you!
 I’m so very sorry sir. He says a lot of stupid things when he’s drunk.
 Now STOP!
 Well? What do you have to say?
 I say you should have listened to your friend.
 Why’s that?
 Cause questions are bad.